As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. And look. It's another to start one of your own. Simpsons framegrabs: Bart's Dog Gets an F Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Bart's Dog Gets an F . So what's in your head? F.D. Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. Bart Gets An F Posted on June 29, 2015 September 2, 2015 by qwertyhali I can sympathize with Bart, after surviving a semester of my first year in high school I decided to watch this episode, I cried at the end of it because I had finally felt what Bart had felt, the first time I watched this episode is two years ago and I didn’t really feel the way he felt, I hadn’t understood it yet. [1] El episodio fue escrito por David M. Stern y dirigido por David Silverman. Bart, I warned you. I just dip in and out. It's not the end of the world. Impatient people think that, patient people know better. Hey, Otto-man! You're right. (produces a red pen and starts marking up the test until she places it down on his desk) Well, Bart, it's a 59. Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 308 times this month, and 1939 times total. Available Formats. Is it ready? Can you crash the bus? But prove it. Pushing a boy into the girls' lavatory was such a thrill! Piece of cake? Stay away! Bad Santa's Little Helper! A 12 on state capitals! Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog. It's not so hard. Marge: All right. Homer: No! Don't waste the mumps. I need one more day to study, Lord. Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, "Bart Gets an "F"", den dara sraith The Simpsons ar an 11 Deireadh Fómhair 1990. Pamela Kleibrink Thompson, JPeter Avanzino Bart Gets an F “I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher! Homer: The price is right. Man: Well, he'd be happy at my farm. Bart: Yes, ma'am. Marge and Lisa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At some unfortunate point in the past few weeks I listened through Green Day’s Dookie as a part of working through Rolling Stone’s top 40 albums of 1994.For 39:38, I felt like I was somewhere between a mild nightmare and purgatory. Yo, hairy bro. Well, you go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe... because my dog is tied up in the backyard! What was the pirate's name in Treasure lsland, Bart Simpson? My cookie! Followed by immediate correction. Never have I seen a more noble thing than you, brother. Get us addicted, then jack up the price! Homer: No! On September 15, 1620, separatists from the Church of England... some living in Holland, left Plymouth, England. Lay down! Homer: Well, my faithful dog was bringing me my shoes, and they fell apart in his mouth. If I could borrow... ..."Satan's Little Helper.". Macamademia nuts. Hide! You can't hold me back. How is your dog? The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins. Not the sports section! Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? Think, Simpson! is the author of this motion picture for I got a D minus! Dr. Hibbert: (chuckles) I see. I passed! Ned: Simpson! Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? After chewing up Homer's new sneakers and the Bouvier family quilt, Santa's Little Helper is sent to obedience school. Lisa: Have some fun. I heard that, Bart Jr. Let me write this down. Steven Dean Moore The Bouvier family quilt. They've got Velcro, a water pump, built-in odometer, and vanity plates. He taught that the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul. I was never one to back away from a snowball fight. That's it? Sniff that other dog's butt. We're having a family meeting! Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. Don't spend your last hours together tormenting the poor creature. Apu: You wandering mongrel! Oh, sure. Bart’s poor schoolwork prompts his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, to threaten to hold him back in the fourth grade for an extra year. I swear I'll do better. Take a walk. Relax, man. Getting some exercise? Homer: Oh no, We'd never give him away, but we're moving, and dogs are forbidden. (hands her the test) Mrs. Krabappel: Well, alright. Such an obscure reference deserves an extra point. You can add your own comments here. This is not happening! » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Assassins! I really tried. It was first shown on the Fox network in the United States on October 11, 1990. Bart: Homework? You're my best friend. I'll put it on the refrigerator. (Redirected from Bart Gets an F) "Bart Gets an 'F'" is the first episode of the second season of The Simpsons. D'fhéach 23.6 milliún duine ar an eipeasóid. But if I go to school tomorrow, I'll fail and be held back. Let go! 7F06 Bart The Daredevil (10 Quotes) 7F07 Bart Vs. Thanksgiving (13 Quotes) 7F08 Dead Putting Society (14 Quotes) 7F09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7 Quotes) 7F10 Bart Gets Hit By A Car (6 Quotes) 7F11 1 Fish, 2 Fish, Blowfish Bluefish (13) 7F12 The Way We Was (7 Quotes) 7F13 Homer Vs. Lisa & 8th Commandment (5) 7F14 Bart's Dog Gets An F (11 Quotes) Homer: [scoffs] That's not a job, it's a waste of time. Your canine is in my pool again. The granddaddy of them all. Bad Santa's Little Helper! Marge: This patch commemorates the destruction of the old quilt. Your third bowl. Not the sports section! Soon you'll be ready to try it with a real book. The name of the book that I read was Treasure lsland. I got a D minus! "Bart Gets a 'Z'" is the second episode of The Simpsons' twenty-first season. Winthrop: Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits! Another year together. Stay! Marge: Lisa, you don't look well. Stay away! Lisa: This is our pet. Homer: Well, you bought those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire. I passed! Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson? You get rest and have a lollipop. Lisa: Bart, he's not gonna learn it now. We've spent money on training, with no improvement. Stay, boy! It's a school day. Class is over. Remember to take a break if your arms go numb! From (Season 2 Episode 1) "Bart Gets an "F""Bart fails a test and is told that he has one more chance to pass it or else he will be held back a year. But if she stays, I stay, so... ...Lisa goes to school.... Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that. This is not for you! Bart: Fine, then-- Wait. Bart: I'm sorry. Marge: Well, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here. purposes of copyright and other laws. On “Bart Gets an F” he really comes into his own, whether an overwhelmed Miss Krabappel is gushing of Prince’s one-man show, “There were moments I truly believed you were Hemingway. Bravo, Martin. That's my food! Geeks sit in the front. Marge: Well, you certainly captured the moment. Directed by David Silverman. I know. He taught me that music is a fire in your belly that comes out your mouth, so you better stick an instrument in front of it. I thought we agreed to consult before major purchases. Homer: Good dog! Bart: (anxiously) You think you could grade it now, please? I'll call Dr. Hibbert. Such a neat dog. In the episode,Bartfails four consecutive history exams and the school psychiatrist recommends that Bartrepeat the fourth grade. Lisa: Oowww! That's closed too. Bart: He'll sit! David Schwartz, Frederick J. Gardner III How are you doing? Mrs. Krabappel: Blablahblblah blahblahblablahblah? Put that prowler down and come here! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I said little help. Ned: Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself. Brian Roberts, Jim Fitzpatrick Bart Gets an F simple powerpoint « on: December 04, 2014, 01:30:57 pm » I took the template for the Simpsons bomb game and made it more of a simple activity where the students would watch the 'Bart Gets an F' episode then answer the questions from the slides. Man: That's because that's the way you love it, baby. Anything that'll cancel school. Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. Must... take... test... [falls back to the floor] -- Bart the Thespian, ``Bart Gets an F'' Bart leaves the classroom clutching his stomach. This is the end of the road. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! I hereby declare this day to be Snow Day... the funnest day in the history of Springfield! If he studies hard, passes finals, and becomes a perfect dog... ...can we keep him then? Lisa: I've suffered at the paws of this dog... but when I look into his vacant eyes, I can't bear to let him go. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! After that backfires, Bart prays to … Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! I need your help. My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them? Thanks, Dad, but part of this D minus belongs to God. Goodbye, Lisa. This is a classic case of what laymen refer to as "fear of failure.". Marge: Oh yes, you do, you just don't know it. Bart: No way, she's faking. Scríobh David M. Stern an eipeasóid seo. (gasps) My shoelaces.... Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Bart vows to do better and persuades the class genius, Martin Prince, to tutor him. Homer: Lenny, I need to leave. Mom, what will we do if the dog doesn't learn anything? Concentrate, man! My heart rate's dropping. In the episode, the fourth grade students of Springfield Elementary School decide to spike Edna Krabappel's coffee in order to teach her a lesson after she takes away their cell phones. Mrs. Krabappel: Blahblah blahblablablahBLABLAH..? It won't be so bad. Bart: I'm gonna miss you, boy. See you soon. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. Life's too short! You're a water monster. Go get it, boy! Cover for me, will ya? I think you have the mumps. Lisa: Bad dog! I think you're on the mend. Ned: You bet. Look at those funny little whiskers. Look, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! I'm only watching because Brandy knows the body is hidden in the boathouse. (babbling nonsense). All right, take one and pass the rest back. Say "I love you" for the nice man. All right, let's take care of some business. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. Spoil yourself. Look at this rascal. That reminds me. Hand me your paper. Okay, don't panic. I truly believed you were Hemingway. We do not need another college graduate who doesn't know how to sit! Marge: Come on, Homer. It's me, Homer! BCDB Rating: 3.2 / 5 Stars from 2 users. Is the way to solve a problem with something you love to throw it away? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27s_Dog_Gets_an_%22F%22?oldid=78297. Bad dog! Have at them. Homer: We never had a family member we can give away before. In this episode, Bart fails four history exams in a row and the school … Posts about Bart Gets an F written by conservativechristiankid. Homer: So that's your little plan! Who's up for a cram session? My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade. I do not care who kills who. Average score for this quiz is 6 / 10. As of Dec 19 20. Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his tongue will protrude slightly. Ned: Well, they're not giving them away. It aired originally on the Fox network in the United States on October 11, 1990. You see? Marge: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge. Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard. Played 726 times. How is your dog? They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. I thought we'd be pals forever. Well, okay, you're the sickie. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 4, 2009.. I haven't always been a good kid. I didn't want to interfere with a ball in play. Correct the dog! You're only ten. Isn't that amazing? Is there anything you haven't told us? I might as well kill two birds with one stone. We can question his disposition, but we can't question his heart. You reached the level of ungrateful grandchild. Unauthorized How many of these guys are named Corey? No, you don't understand. Oh, the kissing disease. Good doggie! I said, sit! Difficulty: Average. We've got snow-formation for you flake lovers. It could be the best thing to happen to you. How are you doing? Good for you, pal. Maybe one more dish. In "Bart Gets an F", Bart struggles to study for an important exam after realizing the consequences that he may incur if he happens to fail yet another test. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. I gotta study. Roll over. What's your favorite subject? The other, like a hose without a fireman. You know our district psychiatrist, Dr. J. Loren Pryor. Frolic with him. Sylvia Winfield: There's only one family on this block... No, on Earth inconsiderate enough to let that monster roam free! From now on, you sit in the back row. Kent Brockman: A manhunt, or "woman-hunt", is on--. Bart: School's your answer to everything.... Emily Winthrop: What lovely handwriting. Homer: We all loved that quilt. Go home. All right! events is unintentional. How good could it be? Bart: Yes, ma'am. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Now I know how Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity in 1754. Lisa: Mom, I've finished my patch. It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. You can't help being dumb. Now, stay. I am looking at him right-- D'oh! Let me get "Old Red". Homer: No! I'd always considered myself rather popular. Students, prepare to be dazzled. Lisa: "Keep On Truckin' "? It's so unfair. Homer: Here's your magazines. Winthrop: Pull the chain! "Bart Gets an 'F'" is the first episode of the second season of The Simpsons. Marge: Please. Martin: How can we tell we're doing it right? You can't give my dog away! Bad dog! I'll go first. The little tiger tries so hard. I'll tell you the most important words you'll ever hear... choke chain. You already know that with a little love... any puppy will grow up to be a bundle of joy. Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast! I don't know the rules of your sport. That's another F. Bart: (very upset.) If he passes, we can keep him. This motion picture is protected under laws of the United States and other countries. Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate. ", That from that equal creation, they derive rights--. Trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over. Raise a dog the same as a child, with simple, authoritative commands. Hands off! No. You need someone's help, but I don't know why that someone should be me. Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. Bart: Wait a minute, you did it! Maybe it would help him to be left back. Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Winthrop: You think your dogs know the "stay" command. You did! “Bart Gets An F” follows “Bart the Genius” in its illumination of Bart’s troubles in school. The nurse is on the floor picking up a dropped jar of tongue depressors. As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! It's one thing to be a link in a chain. I guess you'll be missing a week of school. I don't know now. A couple more games and I'll hit the books. I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you. Well, you win. Marge: My quilt! Just tape my lunch box to my hand. I'll take these three. I'll explain one more time, and then I'm going to hang up on you. Let's see if they can stay away from this beef Wellington. Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. Stop! Heavy hands, ankle weights, that's cute, and-- Assassins! Mrs. Krabappel: Are you aware that there is a major exam tomorrow on colonial America? Stupid dog! Here you go, Mrs. Krabappel. Sit! (laughs). Roll over. Bart Gets An F Bart Gets An F (1990) Season 2 Episode 7F03- The Simpsons Cartoon Episode Guide by Dave Koch. duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. Sit! Is that it? Homer: Oh, Lisa, if they're ever going to pull the plug on me. Oh, no, I … Brad Sherman, Maria Elena Rodriguez Stupid dog! Ned: Ooh! Stay! Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement. I thought you'd be used to failing. "Could they make decisions that Americans could support? Is this a book report or a witch hunt? Get off the bus and forever hold your peace, little dudes. They laugh at me? Vote Now! Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons... and your Euclidian algorithms. Have a nice day at school, Bart. "Bart Gets an "F"" is the first episode ofThe Simpsons'second season. I got a D minus! Choose one to start playing: Take Quiz: Single Page HTML format. One, like a friend. See the sincerity? Homer: Now, Marge, honey... come on, don't get upset. That's my food! Bart failed his last four exams. Who cares about some test? Good boy! Bart Simpson? Owww! Feel free to share your own opinion- we do want to hear from you! Lisa: Oh, no. I don't want to fall behind my class. I tied my dog outside myself! Wise guy. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, remedial reading? Good luck! I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can. (babbling nonsense) Lay down. This is not for you! What a question! I want to see both of you after class. Dr. Hibbert: Uh, not that I'm angry, but how did you get my home number? Marge: My, you're burning up. 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